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Alcohol and Alcoholism Quotations (Subscribe) Quotations, proverbs, and sayings about:
Alcohol, alcoholism, addiction, addicts, drunkards, alcoholics, drunkenness, and intoxication.

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Water (Alcohol and Alcoholism) - Fields, W.C.

Quotations: Water, Alcohol and Alcoholism

"You can't trust water - even a straight stick turns crooked in it."

- W.C. Fields (American actor and comedian; b. 1880 - d. 1946)

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Water (Alcohol and Alcoholism) - Fields, W.C.

Quotations: Water, Alcohol and Alcoholism

"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."

- W.C. Fields (American actor and comedian; b. 1880 - d. 1946)

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Water (Alcohol and Alcoholism) - Fields, W.C.

Quotations: Water, Alcohol and Alcoholism

"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."

- W.C. Fields (American actor and comedian; b. 1880 - d. 1946)

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Water (Alcohol and Alcoholism) - Masson, Thomas L.

Quotations: Water, Alcohol and Alcoholism

"Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water." - from Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor (1922)

- Thomas L. Masson (American author and editor; b. 1866 - d. 1934)

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